how we work together

High-leverage sparring for your brain, your brand, and the big calls that shape them.

Creative, Strategic & Mental Firepower—where it actually counts.

Where I Fit (and How I Help)

I’m not just a sparring partner.

I’m your coach, collaborator, challenger, and creative sidekick—rolled into one.

I work on your business and on your brain—wherever the leverage is.

High-trust, high-impact support that gets you places you can’t reach alone.

Brain Tapas™ is what happens when you mix 20 years of hard-earned experience with relentless curiosity—and serve it with f*ck around and find out energy.

📈 Strategic Advisor

For direction, decisions, team thinking, and high-stakes clarity.

🎨 Creative Consultant

→ For ideas with teeth, product & brand concepts, campaigns, and personal edge.

🗣️ Coach

→ For your brain, mental edge, and inner game.

(This isn’t life coaching. But it’s close.)

🧰 Fractional Partner

→ For deeper, ongoing collaboration—embedded across your company and your headspace.

You’re not just getting two decades of earned insight—

You’re getting how I think about it now. Applied where it makes the biggest difference: your head, your strategy, your creative firepower.

What This Actually Helps With

👉 From startup chaos to cult brand status, viral hits to burnout—6 million orders later, [here’s how Firebox shaped the work I do now →]

These are the five areas where my work hits hardest—click for more info…

  • Who do you turn to when everyone turns to you?

    You can’t always say it to your team. Or your partner. Or your mates.

    But you can say it to me—because I get it, I care, and I know how to make it useful.

    This is thinking support, pressure relief, and mental edge—whether you’re stuck in the fog or riding the high.

    → When it’s going wrong, I help you reset, zoom out and get unstuck.

    → When it’s going right, I help you push further, amplify your edge, and think bigger.

    → Sounding board meets co-conspirator—for the conversations you can’t have with your team.

    → Honest support from someone who actually knows the weight of leadership.

    → When the founder becomes the bottleneck—I help you get out of your own way.

    🔥 FIREBOX

    I carried the weight for 20 years—through reinventions, financial pressure, burnout, grief, and identity loss.

    I know what it’s like to lead without a manual. I know the inner spiral that comes with being the bottleneck, the spark-plug, and the final decision-maker all in one.

    Now I offer the kind of space I wish I had: honest, human, playful and impactful.

  • When indecision is draining time, energy, and opportunity.

    This is where we sharpen your thinking, your moves, and your edge.

    Real-world insight from someone who’s actually had skin in the game.

    →  Helping you zoom out, so you’re solving the right problem—not just the loudest one

    →  Spotting asymmetric opportunities, prioritising where to double down—and knowing when to walk away

    →  Balancing instinct and analysis when the stakes are high

    →  Turning half-ideas & what-ifs into confident next steps

    →  Navigating real trade-offs faster: fun vs. profit, weird vs. scalable, culture vs. cash

    →  I’ve made every kind of strategic mistake—from hiring friends to chasing markets we didn’t belong in. And I can tell you all I learnt.

    🔥 FIREBOX…

    I didn’t just make decisions—I lived them.

    I made high-stakes calls across brand, product, people, pricing, and positioning—without a safety net.

    I took weird bets, scrappy pivots, and brand-defining risks. Some went viral. Some fell flat. But we stayed alive.

    We kept the brand relevant through 20 years of change—and eventually sold the business (on our terms).

    I led this cult company, punching above its weight for nearly a decade—and felt every win and mistake in my gut (and on the P&L).

    Now I help others move faster, cut through the noise, and act decisively—before the window closes.

  • To stand out without selling out.

    Most people don’t need more ideas.

    They need the right idea—and permission to run with it.

    That’s what I do best.

    →  Product, brand, and campaign ideas that actually hit

    →  Micro-brands, sub-brands, and playful spin-offs with edge

    →  Edge-finding: what are we really saying? What’s the difference that matters?

    →  Repositioning, naming, and narrative direction that cuts through

    →  Idea-sparking for side hustles, personal projects, and low-stakes experiments that might just take off

    →  Creative instincts, shaped by commercial realities—so weird ideas don’t just fly, they sell

    🔥 FIREBOX…

    I invented, innovated, and launched everything from viral products (Unicorn Tears Gin, CrapWrap, F*cking Strong Coffee, Spreadables) to full-blown campaigns, tone-of-voice systems, internal decks, and weird culture docs.

    But even outside Firebox, I’ve launched blogs, brands, screenplays, and side-hustles-for-the-sake-of-scratching-the-itch.

    Creative restlessness is part of who I am. If you’ve got an idea that won’t leave you alone, I’ll help make it sharper, realer, and more irresistible—without all the second-guessing.

  • Say what matters. Sound like you.

    For founders, creators, or experts trying to own their voice.

    Want to sharpen your personal brand, find your edge, or show up with more authority?

    I’ve done it all(!)—YouTube face of a cult retailer, top Quora writer, screenwriter, side-hustler (energy mints, t-shirts, weird blogs), judged inventions on Netflix and TheApprentice, done the media rounds (TV news, radio, promos), and even got brainwashed by Derren Brown.

    I’ve written viral posts, invented products, built brand & culture decks, and stood in front of my entire company every month to keep the spirit alive.

    Now I help others lead with who they really are—and turn it into something people can actually feel.

  • Your team is your biggest asset—and sometimes your biggest source of stress.

    I help you make faster, clearer calls around hiring, firing, comms, culture, and leadership—before small issues become expensive ones.

    → Hire for potential vs. experience—and weigh the real cost & impact of getting it wrong

    → Clarify who you actually need (not just who’s available)

    → Shape your team strategically—from org charts and role design to “what’s really missing here?”

    → Have hard conversations before they become hard consequences

    → Navigate morale, culture, and comms—without becoming someone you’re not

    → Know who to hire, when to wait, and what to prioritise when everything feels urgent

    🔥 FIREBOX…

    I interviewed hundreds, hired scores, sacked a few—and felt the long-term cost of getting it wrong.

    I built a culture and a team (a family!) that could ship weird ideas fast, stay sane under pressure, and believe in the mission—even when things got messy.

    I’ve seen how a single hire can save a business—or slowly kill its spirit. And how one wrong decision spirals into team tension, wasted time, and cultural drift.

    Now I help people make sharper, more human leadership decisions—before they snowball.

🧠 How We Work Together

This is high-trust, high-impact sparring—tailored to your brain, your bandwidth, and your ambition.

💭  Live calls, async feedback, and voice notes

💣 Thought Grenades™, walkthroughs, reframes

🎁 First session’s free

👋 In-person available (UK only)

💸 What Does It Cost?

There’s no off-the-shelf pricing—because this isn’t off-the-shelf work.

We shape the scope and the price together, based on what’s high-leverage and worth it for both of us.

Fair for me. Worth it for you.

Game-changing for your business and your brain.

🔐 Ways We Can Work Together

  • Your unfair advantage—delivered consistently, not occasionally.

    Your long-term thinking partner—across strategy, creativity, and mindset.

    Best for: Owners, Entrepreneurs and thinkers who want consistent, high-trust support across personal and business decisions

    Format: Weekly, fortnightly, or monthly sessions + high-touch async input (voice notes, walkthroughs, feedback, email sparring)

    What you get:

    🧠 A regular thinking partner who knows your edge, blind spots, and what you’re building

    🧘‍♂️ Support that blends personal clarity and mental edge with strategic and creative input

    📤 Nudges, Thought Grenades™, and reframes between sessions—not just when the Zoom starts

    💡 Space to think out loud, reset, and make decisions you actually trust

    🛠️ Optional in-person days if you’re UK-based and the work’s better done live

    💬 More than a coach, less than a co-founder—right in your corner

  • Ongoing edge without the full-time hire.

    I’m part-time, high-context, high-impact. Your creative and strategic sidekick embedded in the day-to-day.

    Best for: Owners or small teams who want senior firepower, high-level strategic and creative support—without hiring full-time

    Format: Flexible (typically 1–2 days/week)—mix of calls, async work, co-creation, and deep context

    What you get:

    🧠 Strategic and creative firepower embedded inside your business

    📎 Constant context: I know what you’re building, why it matters, and where it gets stuck

    🛠️ Weekly calls, async input, walkthroughs, naming help, idea development, decision support, team comms—whatever drives clarity and momentum

    🧭 Proactive thinking: I flag opportunities and risks you haven’t seen yet

    💬 It’s like having a co-founder’s brain—without giving up equity, control, or your weekends.

  • Crack the challenge. Change the game.

    This is a focused sprint to unstick the thinking, reframe the strategy, and reset momentum.

    Best for: Decisions, direction changes, brand or product pivots, positioning upgrades, internal clarity, or external messaging

    Format: 1–4+ week project (remote or in-person), with live sessions + async work + a tangible output (deck, doc, next-step playbook)

    What you get:

    🧱 Rebuilt strategy, sharper positioning, clearer stories

    🚨 A breakthrough: the product, comms, or plan you were too close to see

    🎯 Clear next moves—whether it’s a roadmap, repositioning, or reframing what you’re really building

    📎 Walkthroughs, frameworks, async nudges and prompts throughout

    💣 Not just critique—Thought Grenades™ that unlock fresh angles

    💬 For when you’ve got too many options—or not enough traction—and need a strategic remix, now.

  • Fix One focused challenge. One sharp fix. One week.

    You don’t need a long-term partner—you just need this sorted.

    Best for: Naming, messaging, one-liners, pitch rewrites, copy reviews, offer positioning, creative brief rewires

    Format: Fixed-scope project delivered in ~5 working days (async feedback + optional calls)

    What you get:

    ✍️ Clearer, sharper solution to one key challenge

    🧠 My full attention on your problem for one week

    📎 Walkthroughs, notes, async sparring

    💬 It’s short, sharp, and focused—perfect for when you don’t need a partner, just an experienced brain to leverage.

  • One high-impact session to sharpen your mind, decisions, or direction

    ↳ Best for: Bold decisions, clarity resets, fit tests, or stuck projects

    ↳ Format: 90 mins to 3 hours

    What you get:

    → Live sparring to crack the problem or unpick the fog

    → Voice notes or email follow-up for clarity

    → Immediate mental and strategic lift

  • If it doesn’t fit the format—but it sounds like a fit—we build it.

    Some of the best work starts in the grey area.

    ↳ Best for: Hybrids, team projects, speaker prep, ghostwriting, brand thinking, long-term weird stuff

    ↳ Format: Custom

    💬 We riff, we sketch, we test—and we make something that fits. Let’s talk.

Let’s Talk

Whether it’s your strategy, your brand, or your headspace—I’ll help you sort it.

First session’s free.

No pressure. No hard sell. No strings attached.

Let’s see what you’re capable of when you stop going it alone.

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