
You Need a Sparring PartneR.
so does your business.
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I’m Kris Bromley—creator of Brain Tapas™ and your Creative, Strategic & Mental Sparring Partner for people and businesses who want to punch above their weight.
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Who Is This For?
I work 1:1 with ambitious founders, entrepreneurs, and original minds.
People driven to unlock their edge, build brands, and create things that matter.
So they can succeed on their terms—without burning out or selling out.
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What I Do
I’m not just a sparring partner.
I’m your coach, challenger, collaborator, and creative sidekick—rolled into one.
To take you further than you can go alone.
Here’s where I hit hardest:
🫀 Mental & Leadership Support
Clear your head. Lead ‘your’ way.
🎯 Strategic Thinking & Decision-Making
Make smarter calls. Take bigger swings. Regret less.
🧩 Team, Culture & Hard Calls
Find the right people. Build the right culture. Make the tough decisions.
🪩 Creative & Brand Direction
Ideas that move people. Brands that cut through.
⚡️ Your Voice & Positioning
Say what matters. Sound like you.
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Brain Tapas™ = My Experience + Relentless Curiosity.
20 years of hard-earned insight—filtered through the lens of someone who never stopped learning, questioning, and side-hustling new ideas.
A mix of real-world scars, upstream thinking, and relentless idea-sharpening—distilled into creative edge, strategic clarity, and mental fuel made for you.
Brain Tapas™ is thinking food for ambitious minds.
Small plates. Big ideas. No patatas bravas.
Think of it as a pick-and-mix of high-leverage questions, fresh perspectives, and Thought Grenades™—all delivered with f*ck around and find out energy.
Delivered through collaborative sparring that transforms how you see, decide, and act.
👉 [What I Do & How It Works →]
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Why Me?
🎁 Led Firebox.com for 20 years—from customer service to MD.
🎁 6M+ orders. Cult Brand. Viral products. Zero funding. Beautiful chaos.
🎁 Remortgaged my house to buy in. Sued by Lionel Richie. Burned out in Portugal.
🎁 Sold the company. Lived to tell the tale.
If you feel the pull, you’re probably ready.
First session’s free.
Let’s see what you’re capable of when you stop going solo—and start sparring with someone who understands.
👉 [BOOK A FREE SESSION BELOW]
